The most unloved days of the week act as consultants helping to solve urgent issues.
We do not like Mondays. Mondays do not like us. Actually, where to get light feelings at the beginning of the week? And, by the way, Mondays are offended. They sit, rub tears on their cheeks and do not understand what they are for, the unfortunate, we do not love? Well, let's try to explain. And Mondays will tell us how to renew positive feelings.
So, we do not like the first day of the week because:
1. We: instead of coffee in bed, coffee is waiting for us, knocked over the keyboard.
Mondays: Well, this is a classic case. Tell you a secret: pouring coffee on the keyboard is unpleasant on any day of the week. But since you were unlucky on the very first weekday, just pour yourself some more coffee. Yes, yes, seriously. Wipe the stained table, discard the wet sample report you worked on for the last two months, and while the sysadmin picks in search of a new keyboard, drink a cup or two. Chat at the same time with despicable giggling colleagues - at the same time discourage them. Consider that this is a small continuation of the weekend.
2. we: because instead of morning sex, we are waiting for the rape of the brain by the boss.
Mondays: here you are in vain. We mean sex. Why deny yourself the pleasure at the beginning of the week? Quickly leave your sullen fees at work, a 20-minute search for tights, a 50-minute make-up and other boring things. Wake up with your spouse half an hour earlier and pamper each other. And you can make up at work. All the same, coffee is spilled, the report is corrupted, and the sysadmin is looking for a keyboard.
Oh yeah - about the boss. Let him read this article. British scientists have shown that the despotism of the leader arises due to insufficiently frequent sex. Well, you already guessed it.
3. We: because again it will take two hours to listen as secretary Allochka and sysadmin Sashenka gaily fun at weekends, embedding in various adventures.
Mondays: the best way to distract the narrator from type stories "I got drunk on Saturday, and ..." - take up his business. How to do it? Read point one. Yes Yes. Sasha will then be busy searching for a keyboard (can you imagine how it is from a hangover?). And what to do with Allochka? Send her to the boss. With highlighted item two of this article. Well, you understand ...
4. We: because on Monday you turn into a bird - you sit all day and nibble.
Mondays: ah, that's why coffee was spilled, and now there is no rest for the system administrator Sasha ... But seriously - experts advise in such cases light physical exertion. Therefore, we cheerfully leave the office and run to help Semyonitch unload the cinder block. An hour of work - and drowsiness was gone!
5. We: because on weekends there were kebabs, wine, friends, music, laughter, and on Monday there was one solid yogurt, coffee, colleagues and the chief’s shout.
Mondays: Well, everything is clear about coffee. Ways to deal with a sharp change in the situation of mass. Be original. Take, for example, the work of the remaining 2-3 pieces of kebab. Preheat them for lunch in the microwave and enjoy the smell of delicious smoke that will float around the office. Immediately remember the weekend, and the mood will improve. Well, how to deal with colleagues and screaming boss, you already know.
By the way, barbecue is not necessary, you only need it to create an atmosphere. Give it to Sasha when he finally installs a new keyboard.
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